Half-price

Posted on July 25, 2010 | 2 Comments

THE TKTS BOOTH: Um, did you just fart in me?
ISAAC: Oh my goodness, I was hoping you didn’t hear that.
THE TKTS BOOTH: You know I’m a pod enclosed in glass.
ISAAC: Yes.  I’m really sorry. 
THE TKTS BOOTH: Like, no smell can escape me, it can only sit and mature in me.  I’m a space age dutch oven.  God, I’m going to stink now.  You’re lucky none of my guys heard that.  How’d you even get in here?
ISAAC: I work in a box office?  I’m dropping off tickets?
THE TKTS BOOTH: “Jersey Boys”?
ISAAC: No.
THE TKTS BOOTH: “Wicked”?
ISAAC: No, I’m Off-Broadway.
THE TKTS BOOTH: Get the fuck out of here.

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2 Responses to Half-price

  1. tarak | July 26, 2010 at 8:46 PM | Reply

    it may be the half-price ticket booth, but you gave those guys the full-Isaac experience.

  2. Hypno68 | July 30, 2010 at 7:08 PM | Reply

    Eek! I’ve done that before too… I dropped off more than tickets there.

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