Gay playwright fighting off causticity daily, clinging to compassion and turns of phrase.
Hi. Welcome to my blog. Are you here because you did a Google search for "Jake Gyllenhaal's penis" and I came up in the results? I get that a lot and I'm honored by the association, but I'm sorry -- you won't find his penis here.
Wait! Don't click back; that search is fruitless, since he's only done rear nudity. Believe me, I've checked. You might as well stay, sit a spell, you know, since you're already here. Welcome.
2 responses so far ↓
BB // February 5, 2010 at 12:56 pm |
It took me a minute to realize you meant “Thank God It’s Robert Downey Jr.” I think I might be too tired to appreciate you fully today. My apologies.
maria // February 5, 2010 at 5:22 pm |
Ummmm…he’s so hot.