Haiku for the hot guy reading Jonathan Safran Foer’s “Eating Animals” on the subway ride home

Stop checking out that
girl. I’ve got quinoa in my
Whole Foods bag; love me.

4 Responses to Haiku for the hot guy reading Jonathan Safran Foer’s “Eating Animals” on the subway ride home

  1. I like the hidden Smiley Face!

  2. this is too fun…

  3. Doesn’t a haiku have to finish each thought on each line? If it didn’t, then couldn’t anything be a haiku so long as you can break it down into 5-7-?

  4. 5-7-5 – excuse the typo.

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