Stop checking out that
girl. I’ve got quinoa in my
Whole Foods bag; love me.
Haiku for the hot guy reading Jonathan Safran Foer’s “Eating Animals” on the subway ride home
February 3, 2010 · 4 Comments
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Gay playwright fighting off causticity daily, clinging to compassion and turns of phrase.
Hi. Welcome to my blog. Are you here because you did a Google search for "Jake Gyllenhaal's penis" and I came up in the results? I get that a lot and I'm honored by the association, but I'm sorry -- you won't find his penis here. Wait! Don't click back; that search is fruitless, since he's only done rear nudity. Believe me, I've checked. You might as well stay, sit a spell, you know, since you're already here. Welcome.Categories
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4 responses so far ↓
Noah // February 3, 2010 at 11:30 am |
I like the hidden Smiley Face!
ez // February 4, 2010 at 10:24 pm |
this is too fun…
Lover of Poetry // February 5, 2010 at 11:46 am |
Doesn’t a haiku have to finish each thought on each line? If it didn’t, then couldn’t anything be a haiku so long as you can break it down into 5-7-?
Lover of Poetry // February 5, 2010 at 11:47 am |
5-7-5 – excuse the typo.